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Jeep Wrangler. Says you are rough, tough and outdoorsy. You don't shave very often, but you smell like pine trees.
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Mustang convertible. All-American sporty kind of guy.
But no laying rubber in front of the women. It doesn't impress
them. Really.
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A Mercedes always smells of money. This is the CLK coupe. It doesn't say, "I'm married with kids" like the bigger sedans. It says something like, "I'm a young, unattached lawyer with lots of potential to move up (to bigger, more expensive cars)."
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The Corvette. The best car for picking up those 30-something divorcees. But please, no cheap aftershave and jewelry because you'll send them away screaming (except for the really desperate ones).
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Any Porsche will work. This is the Boxster. It means you're not quite as filthy rich as a 911 owner, but you are possibly younger.
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Audi TT Roadster says you're stylin' first. To hell with function.
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The Acura Integra if you're a college-age guy and looking for a young lady with tattoos and / or body-piercings.
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Jags say "prestige" and "I have money to burn on unreliable, impractical trinkets." This is the Jaguar XKR
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